The Last Wipe

Every day,
someone breaks an oath.

Your doctor wiped their ass with
the Hippocratic Oath.
Your ex wiped theirs with
the marriage vows.
Your lawyer, your landlord,
your insurance company.
they all made promises
they never intended to keep.

They had the last word.
They had the last laugh.
But you've had the last straw,
And you'll get the last wipe!

Like a superhero,
toilet paper saves the day.

We print their broken promises on toilet paper so you can send them the tools to do the deed properly and tell the world about it.

• The Hippocratic Oath
• Marriage Vows
• The Constitution
• Oath of Office
• Attorney's Oath of Ethics
• Insurance Policies
• HOA Bylaws
• Police Oath
• Terms of Service
• Lease Agreements

How it works

It's not a joke. It's a promise.

Sooner or later,
every roll gets used.