Marriage Vows Toilet Paper
The best funny divorce gift is the one that says what everybody's thinking. Traditional marriage vows, printed on real triple-ply toilet paper, for the newly single friend who deserves a laugh, or the ex who broke every line of them. "For better or for worse" reads a little differently on a roll.
It's the divorce-party gift that gets the whole room going, and the quiet parting gift that needs no card.
Two Ways to Give It
Hand it to a friend at the divorce party, or send it to the ex who earned it. Ship it to yourself, or choose "We Send It For You" and we mail it directly, legally, with a return address. Either way, the vows do the talking.
Shopping for a freshly single friend? Our guide to creative gifts for someone going through a divorce has more ideas that land.
Log It to the Honor Roll
Add your send to the public Honor Roll and make it part of the movement. Ten percent of every Marriage Vows roll goes to divorce-support and single-parent causes. Looking for a different broken promise? Browse the full collection.