How It Works
Every roll we sell is printed with an oath, vow, or contract that gets broken all the time. 10% of every sale goes to a charity that addresses the harm caused when that promise breaks down.
It's not a tip. It's not optional. It's baked into the price. The recipient of the toilet paper isn't the only one who gets something out of the transaction — somebody who's actually trying to fix the underlying problem gets paid too.
Where The Money Goes
Each product line is paired with a charity related to the oath being broken:
- The Hippocratic Oath → Patient advocacy organization (partner being finalized)
- Marriage Vows → Divorce support and survivor services (partner TBA)
- The Constitution → Civil liberties and constitutional rights organizations (partner TBA)
Compliance, Disclosure, Receipts
We're registering as a commercial co-venturer (CCV) in every state that requires it before each product line launches publicly with a charity claim. Donation records — bank transfers, charity acknowledgment letters, and totals — are kept on file and available on request.
Every order receipt itemizes the donation portion. You're not just buying toilet paper. You're funding the thing that should have stopped the oath from being broken in the first place.
Questions?
Want to know how much we've sent, when, and to whom? Ask us. We'll show you the receipts.