We the People, On Two-Ply
Constitution toilet paper prints the founding document on real, functional rolls for everyone who has watched their rights treated like a suggestion. It's political commentary you can hold, gift, and use. The joke writes itself, and the statement is unmistakable.
Send it to a representative's office. Set it out at the family gathering that always turns to politics. Or keep a roll for yourself as a daily reminder of exactly how the document is being handled.
Who It's For
Anyone across the political spectrum who feels the government wiped its ass with their rights. Civil-liberties defenders, exhausted voters, and gift-givers who want a laugh that also says something. The Bill of Rights is right there in the text, so the message covers speech, privacy, due process, and the rest.
Send It, Then Log It
Ship it to yourself or let us mail it for you with "We Send It For You." Log the send to the public Honor Roll. Ten percent of every sale goes to a cause tied to the rights in question. Pair it with our other rolls for the full collection of broken promises.